Workplace and interviews
The interview from hell
The recruiter leans in, closes the laptop, and starts being honest.
Heat 3/5
Play this scenarioFive rounds · you versus Toast
Toast roasts you.
You roast back.
One scene, five rounds. Toast, our chief roast officer, throws a line, you get 60 seconds to fire back, and an independent judge scores both of you. Highest total after round five wins.
One free match every day, no signup.
Today’s daily:Ranked lobby meltdownFirst attempt counts.
Play the dailyHow it works
Toast throws a roast
One scene, one opponent. Toast opens every round with a line aimed at you.
You get 60 seconds
A 10-second warm-up to read the roast, then the clock. Go over and it costs you points, not the round.
The judge scores you both
A separate judge rates both lines on wit and originality. Answer fast for a small speed bonus Toast can't get.
Featured roasts
Pick a scene. Each one runs five connected rounds against the same opponent.
Dating and awkward social moments
The first-date audit
Your date puts down the menu and starts giving feedback.
Heat 3/5
Play this scenarioGaming and online lobbies
Ranked lobby meltdown
Your teammate unmutes after you whiff the easiest shot of the night.
Heat 4/5
Play this scenarioGive Toast ammo.
Random roasts are noise. Pick a target, hand him one real thing about you, and watch it get used against you.
Roast me
Warm-up1. Pick a target
2. Pick your heat
3 of 3 free roasts left today
Pick your heat
Same game, three heat levels, three sides of Toast. You pick one before the match and it’s locked for all five rounds.
Light
Golden Toast
- Playful teasing
- Zero profanity
- Clean enough for the group chat
Charred Toast
- Profanity on
- Harsher personal jabs
- Still all jokes
Burnt Toast
- No filter
- Brutal and crude
- You were warned
It’s all jokes at every heat level. Hate, slurs, real threats, and private info are never part of the bit. Read the house rules.
Think you can out-roast Toast?
Five rounds settle it. One free match every day, no signup.
Start free match